i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
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| Me every night: | I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now. |
Leave me some for when I’m done with this essay? (or rather, when I turn in whatever I have done xD)
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High School Student gives a lesson to its teacher at Duncanville
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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
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the snack that smiles back
children
i still read that in the voice
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so one morning I woke up to go to school and saw that my roommate left me this note
so I walked into the kitchen and then saw that he was actually serious
except inside the bag was a handful of cheerios, a pack of sweet tarts, and a raw potato
also he was upset that I didn’t eat it so he moved the sign
I like this post cuz I’m named Shannon and I feel like it’s not that popular a name. Just saying… Plus it’s cute haha
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instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
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